New idea: Baked Bean muffins. (OK, I see it's been done, fine)
Better idea: With bacon. (Dang it - someone's beat me to it again!)
Or better yet: mac-n-cheese muffins (who knew? People make these!) with baked beans and bacon!
A-HA! No hits on THAT combo.
Muffins are way better than Pig TV as a path to world domination. Off to the kitchen we go to turn bright ideas into GOLD.