Pig TV didn't work out

New idea: Baked Bean muffins. (OK, I see it's been done, fine)

Better idea: With bacon. (Dang it - someone's beat me to it again!)

Or better yet: mac-n-cheese muffins (who knew? People make these!) with baked beans and bacon!

A-HA! No hits on THAT combo.

Muffins are way better than Pig TV as a path to world domination. Off to the kitchen we go to turn bright ideas into GOLD.

yeah, you're so totally right about that

as if there's not enough to do in this world, here comes reality TV with another fatuous offering: Pig TV.

Yes, PIG TV. Pigs, on TV. Pigs of all shapes and sizes, colors and hairyness. Dirty, clean, alive and dead, here come the pigs.

Pigs.

On your TV.

Really.